Do not buy a Canon CanoScan LiDE 110 scanner

I got up early today (around 8:30 a.m.—early for me on a weekend) with the intent to scan a bunch of old pictures my mom brought to me over Thanksgiving. These photos are from back when she was a kid, and some are even from when my grandmother (who passed away last April at 94) was young.

I had purchased a Canon scanner back in the fall so that I would be able to scan in these and other photos, but I have never been able to get it to work correctly. I figured today would be the day I’d figure it out.

Yeah, well, that didn’t exactly go as planned. The auto-crop function of the scanner only works with one or two scans before shitting the bed, which is just not acceptable. It would be bad enough to have to manually crop every single picture I scanned, but a white line also appeared in every scan.

Do not buy a Canon CanoScan LiDE 110 scanner

I had emailed Canon back in the fall for help, and they suggested I uninstall and reinstall the drivers. I did this, and the white line disappeared and the picture was auto-cropped. For one or two images. Then it would just stop auto-cropping, and the white line would pop up. Sometimes there would be a black line accompanying it.

Eventually, through lots of testing and patience-wearing-thin moments, I determined that in order for the scanner to function correctly I would have to uninstall and reinstall the drivers (two of them) after every one or two scans.

Uh, yeah. Not going to happen. I emailed Canon again and they suggested I “toggle the lock back and forth a dozen times and reseat the USB cable.” For shits and giggles I did this, along with restarting the computer several times. And as I’m sure you’ve guessed, this didn’t work.

So they’re sending out a box for me to ship the scanner back to them, and they will send me a refurbished model in exchange. I’m irritated that despite the fact that this scanner is essentially brand-new and unused and still under warranty, I am unable to receive a new replacement. But at this point, I’m so frustrated that this is a better option than throwing it in the garbage, which is what I was going to do.

I’m going to give the refurb that they send me one chance. After that I’m going to start calling people at Canon until I get a damn refund.

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Best. News. Ever.

The Diablo 3 release date was announced! The game will be available for download or retail purchase on May 15, 2012. (More details in the official press release.)

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Now I just have to entertain myself with the beta for two more months. To say I’m excited would be an understatement, but I’m sure you could’ve guessed that.

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How to park like an asshole: California edition

How to park like an asshole: California edition

This was one of the most spectacular displays of asshole parking I have ever seen. Bravo, California. Bravo.

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Last week I was in California

And it was AMAZING. I’d never been before, but I was lucky enough to get to go for a conference at which my company was exhibiting. I flew out a couple days early to spend the weekend exploring on my own.

I stayed in San Jose, rented a car and spent Saturday afternoon at the Computer History Museum and that evening with my cousin Christina and her family. Sunday I drove up to San Francisco and tooled around Haight-Ashbury, the Golden Gate Bridge and Muir Woods.

Monday morning, before returning the rental car, I drove up to Cupertino and visited my Mecca—Apple headquarters. It sounds so silly, but I almost teared up when I saw the 1 Infinite Loop sign. I wanted to punch (out of jealousy) and hug (out of love for their work) each employee I saw going into the buildings. Oh, and I spent about half of my mortgage payment at the Company Store.

The rest of the week was spent working the company booth with two of my co-workers, and as boring as that might sound to some people I had a lot of fun.

I want to come back here and write more about my whole experience so I don’t forget it because it was an amazing time, but I still need to cull through all of the photos I took. Isn’t it funny how vacation photos were once a torture device used on friends and family members, but now thanks to the Internet they’re almost expected?

I won’t be offended if you don’t look through them. But they’re going up, eventually. I don’t want to think back in a few years and not be able to remember how lucky I felt to be in the part of a state I’d wanted to visit my entire life. I missed Ian and the cats a ton, but damn: It was a really, really great trip.

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Diablo 3 beta = beat!

Diablo 3 beta = beat!

This (Feb. 10) was the second time I’d beaten the beta. The first time I beat it (Sunday, Feb. 5) I couldn’t grab a screenshot at this screen. (Screenshotting in the game itself is still broken, as far as I can tell, so you have to command-M and then use command-shift-4 or command-shift-3 to take the screenshot.

I’ve now beaten it twice as a Demon Hunter; as I work my way through my testing I’d like to beat it as each of the other characters as well.

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Oh, Bonnaroo

You’d think after 11 years they’d get that when tickets go on sale, a lot of people are going to want to buy them. Today at 10:30 a.m. I perched in front of my laptop, dutifully waiting for 11 a.m. so that I could buy tickets for Ian and I, hopefully at the lowest price point ($20 per ticket lower than the highest price).

Oh, Bonnaroo

After two and a half hours, I shut down the computer without a single ticket. I felt kind of insulted; I’d been kicked out of the system, given “unknown error” pages, had my browser(s) crashed multiple times. The one time I finally made it to the page where I could enter my credit card information I was told I’d taken too long and had run out the 15 minute clock. It literally took 14 minutes and 40 seconds to get through three pages to the final stretch, and then I got the big middle finger.

Eventually Bonnaroo took their ticketing system offline and replaced the fun graphic on their website’s home page with a note saying they’d be back later to let us know what’s going on. Around 8 p.m. I found a message on their Facebook page saying they’d let us know by Monday night when tickets will be going on sale. Again. Let’s hope they can get their shit together by then.

Otherwise, Ian and I are going to The Hangout festival instead.

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Beta-testing Diablo III: My history with the Diablo series

Beta testing Diablo III: My history with the Diablo series

I have been a Mac user (and Apple user before the first Macintosh was released) since I was five years old. If you read this blog often, you are probably already aware of this. Now, back in the olden days that we call the 80s, everyone used an Apple computer. I remember being allotted time in elementary school to play games like Oregon Trail, and later whatever that game was that taught you how to use a mouse back when mice were first introduced.

(Ok, time out: Typing that just made me feel really ancient.)

When I was in middle school, my parents bought our family’s first computer, and it was a Mac. One of those crappy mid-90s ones, but it was still a Mac. And even though we didn’t have it connected to the Internet (the only person I knew who had the Internet was my friend Sarah, whose dad worked for a telcom company), I played various games on it. Myst was my favorite, and then there was the Lemmings game. God, I wasted so many hours on trying to save those little assholes.

But by the time I got to college, the Internet was becoming more and more available. I bought my first Internet-ready computer in July 2000, an iMac DVSE, and I went out in search of more advanced computer games to play.

And then I realized that nobody gave a shit about the Mac OS. There were literally NO games that I wanted to play that were available for the Mac. I had a Super Nintendo and Nintendo 64, but I was kind of over those (they weren’t old enough to be considered vintage, they were just kind of old). The guy I was dating at the time was a gamer, and every time I would go to video game stores with him I would get super-depressed about the lack of cool games that I could play on my Mac (I would also get depressed that I was dating that asshole, but that’s another story).

But then one day I was in Game Stop (or I guess it was still called Babbages back then) rifling through the computer games in the sales bin and noticed a game called Diablo. It looked interesting enough, but most importantly it was Mac-compatible. And, since it had come out in 1996, it was like $20. I bought it, brought it home and played the shit out of it.

My Earthlink dial-up Internet meant the multiplayer games barely worked, but I didn’t care. I looooved that game. It was as creepy and bloody as the box led me to believe it would be. The storyline was simple: Good vs. evil, bad things coming up from the ground to destroy a town and world. It was a classic click-click-grab-loot game and it was perfect.

Once I beat it, I went back and bought its sequel, Diablo II. And it was even more awesome than its predecessor. The graphics hadn’t really been updated much, but I remember the loot and quests seeming epically improved. The game featured a secret cow level (that Blizzard maintains to this day doesn’t exist) that has got to be the best Easter egg ever created for a video game.

After I beat Diablo II, my aforementioned asshole boyfriend bought me the expansion, Lord of Destruction. (Side note: You know that World of Warcraft commercial where Aubrey Plaza talks about her boyfriend buying her the game for her birthday, and he eventually accuses her of liking it more than him and she realizes he’s right and dumps him? I can sort of relate to that. Because the Lord of Destruction expansion was the best thing I got out of that relationship, no joke.)

Anyway, Lord of Destruction added even more epicness to the game. More classes, items, some revamped gameplay, etc. I played that game for YEARS. In fact, I was still playing it off and on until just a few years ago. (Sadly the most recent computer I bought is too new to play Diablo II now.)

But the truth is, for my entire gaming life I have been more of a console gamer. I suppose this might have been different had I grown up a Windows user, but I just could never do that to myself. Over the years I’ve owned an NES, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, XBox, Playstation, XBox 360 and Playstation 3 (Actually we do still have an NES, N64, XBox 360 and Playstation 3—plus a Wii), but I never really got too much into computer games.

Except for Diablo. It started out as a game I picked up on clearance out of desperation and ended up becoming one of my two favorite video game series ever (it rivals The Elder Scrolls games that I’m obsessed with). Diablo 1 and 2 will always hold nostalgic value for me, as I played them during some years that were both exciting and tumultuous. But they were mine: My years, my games, my memories. I have a habit of attaching people to certain things, like music or places, and when the people are no longer around the pain of the past sticks to these things, weighing them down with so much baggage that I can no longer enjoy them. But Diablo was always just mine—a constitution for which I’m grateful.

And now, more than 10 years later, here I am. Older, wiser, happier, but still a gamer. And Diablo III is coming out, and I was selected to beta-test it.

And it’s going to be amazing.

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So I was chosen to beta-test Diablo III

So I was chosen to beta test Diablo III

And I’m going to blog about the process, once I’m not too busy kicking evil’s ass up and down the streets outside of New Tristram.

This game is awesome.

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Hey, new look!

I still have a few tweaks to make, but I figured I’d go ahead and make this live in hopes of it inspiring me to blog over here more. There’s been a lot of good stuff going on lately, and I didn’t want to feel held back by a stale design.

So, yeah. New look. Woot.

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Kale chips

Kale chips

They would have been better if I’d used fresher, larger kale, so I’m going to try again.

Recipe:
Wash/dry (spinning in a salad spinner should work) kale and remove any large stems. If you’re not using pre-chopped kale, be sure to tear it into smaller, chip-sized pieces.

Place on a large baking sheet, spaced out enough so that the pieces aren’t laying on top of each other.

Drizzle with olive oil and a seasoning of your choice (I did a third in sea salt, a third in garlic salt and a third in lemon pepper. The sea salt was STRONG but seemed to take the best).

Bake in a 350-degree oven for 10-15 minutes (mine took about 12 minutes) until crisp.

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